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The Spiral
Stare at the centre of the
spiral for about a minute. Then look at the back of your hand...
It will appear to be twitching and moving, as though bugs were crawling under
your skin!
THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT LOAD AND
SIT BACK & WATCH HERE
If you stare at the little black cross in the centre of this ring of blinking
purple dots,
the dots will turn green and eventually disappear.
But if you stare at the purple dots themselves,
you'll see that they only blink off momentarily and are never green.
The pictures attached are used
to test the level of stress a person can
handle.
The slower the pictures move, the better
your ability of handling stress.
Alleged criminals that were tested see them
spinning around madly;
however, senior citizens and kids see them standing still.
None of these images
are animated - they are perfectly static.
There is a factory in America
which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her
first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march
down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that
there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's
legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics
he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her,
barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday". "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
If you cannot read the message,
pull the corners of your eyes
apart - It works!
