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###Bored after watching the latest Kastorian 'special' film you downloaded
(you never
knew Kastorian Females where naturally ambidextrous...), you begin to
cruise through the public broadcast networks, eventually you come across the
Falconian Freetrade Network. an FFN logo perched in the corner of ablank screen
and
music that reminds you of a Terran Circus begins, after a few seconds
the image of an overweight Falconian appears on the screen. Thankfully your
attention is
diverted from his complete nudity by the annoying sound of his voice....###
Roll up, roll up, get your Easter gifts here!
In honour of Easter, come and have a gander at the 220,000 Falconian Goose (681)
placed
onto the Valhalla Market! Yes that's right 220,000 of the adorable lil
creatures! Market
value at source of 500, but lets no get pedantic! They are loveable, cuddly,
yellow! What
more do you need? BUY BUY BUY! Yes that's right BUY THEM! If your kids have been
good, buy
them one; show them you care! If they've been bad; buy them 50! Let the lil ba*tards
clean
up birdsh*t for the rest of their lives! The Ultimate gift to those you love or
hate! The
sooner you buy them, the sooner I have to stop cleaning up their droppings!
Check the
market itself for more deta...###You Change the channel###
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Valhalla (2173) on Falconia (Delta 3) in Acropolis (162). Warning: DO NOT DOCK WITH THIS COLONY OR YOU WILL BE BOARDED.
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Falconian Goose (681) - 1 mu
The Falconian goose bears almost no resemblance to the old Earth namesake.
That is the power of first contact
Item Type:
Life
Value at Source: 0.5 (Stellars/mu)
Lifeform:
Yes
Origin System:
Acropolis
Origin Planet:
Falconia
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Quarter of a million mu's @ 2.5 sellars each. :)