Brown bags are for old hags..............get
rid of that tired hip flask.........and opt for:
TEDDYPORT, the latest, craziest way for fun fur fanatics to
have a drink from the furry bottle!
Its discreet, its funky and now none of your friends will
ever know you have a problem.
So
try TEDDYPORT today,
the new way of drinking your favourite tipple in
secret.