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Framlingham Lawn Tennis Club
A Little Tennis Humour
Age has no bearing on your tennis game. It just keeps you from winning.
To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.
He purposely hits his first serve into the net. He doesn't want to be cheated out of his second shot.
Anyone who can leap a three-foot net after a match should take up track and field.
And a few Quotations!!
"People ask me, 'Why do you have to look good on the court? Why not just play.' But to me, whenever I'm on the court, its like theater, and I have to express myself. Why should I have to look ugly just because I'm an athlete." Anna Kournikova in the March 30 edition of Sports Illustrated.
"I wouldn't consider myself cocky and arrogant. I'm confident and I tell the truth." Venus Williams
"It's a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too."
Venus Williams after winning the Grand Slam Cup.