LUKE is a riddle wrapped up in an enigma wrapped up in smegma. We don't know how old he is, where he was born, if he was born or why his favourite colour is beans. He has a Mona Lisa smile and a Guernica shirt. Sometimes he is only faintly visible.

He is keenly disinterested in drums and drumming, and only occupies the prized Gothic Chicken drum stool because he is fond of sitting down. His favourite song is I've Never Been To Me; so we're all chipping in to buy him a ticket to him.