MARCO is the victim of a rare magnetic imbalance that causes him to list slightly in the winter months. Infinitesimal adjustment of one leg of his plus fours renders the condition almost undetectable to the naked eye. People whose eyes have clothes on can see it quite clearly, however.

Marco played the guitar and sang from an early age, and doesn't appear to have stopped yet. He collects house dust and was born in the year of the ladyboy.