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Fretboard cleaner and conditioner

Produced in the deepest, darkest depths of the Blackstone Valley, New England, USA by traditional methods

(stuffing anything nasty you don’t want in a pretty bottle and calling it a funny name)

this stuff really is the result of years of research (well, 10 minutes anyway).

Concocted to a secret formula (even the inventor ain’t got a clue what’s in it) and produced under a cloak of

great secrecy (no-one likes the guy that makes it - he smells and he’s American so they shove him in a hovel).

We can’t tell you why this stuff works - but it does.

 

Easy to apply

Lifts crud, cleans, yer fingerboard

Conditions the woody bit

Leaves it feeling silky smooth, aah

Only use on natural, non-lacquered fingerboards

ring us if you find anyone using it on anything else - we enjoy ridiculing people

It stinks (not actually that bad) but it works.

 

Case study 1

Brought the fretboard of a rather exhausted Les Paul

back to life brilliantly - you’ll be glad to know that

its now up and about and enjoying itself again.

Excellent alternative to plain Lemon Oil (so are most things really)

Produced by American (not his fault) luthier Dean Campbell