Meet the boys in the band...

	Graham Whitfield Vocalist, cyclist, exorcist... Shy and retiring (not), Graham is the front man of the band. With his parchance (that's french) for alcohol and inuendo he can sail through songs without knowing the lyrics - just don't ever, ever, it deserves one more... ever, ask him to sing Waterloo! (click on the pic for more)
	Shaun Adams Quite literally one of the Adams Family... Shall I countinue the theme? Go on then... Shaun has a Thing for organs (not quite sure that sounds right!) and one of favorite bands is Gomez... ok the puns have Fester'd out! (click on the pic for more)
	Mark Johnson What can legally be said about Mark J... He says he's a solicitor but that's just an excuse to cover for the amount of time he's in court; besides soliciting, isn't that what ladies of ill repute do? (click on the pic for more)
	Mark Hunter Guitarist and Stationer... There is no truth to the rumour that Mark H was recruited because he has a printer and organises set lists, lyric and tab sheets... Actually come to think of it, he only became lead guitarist when some other bloke did a bunk! (click on the pic for more)
	Mark Hammonds Bassist and Paintballer... Dont get the wrong idea, when we say paint baller, we don't mean that Mark goes around in army surplus gear and a mask, shooting paint pellets - far from it! What he actually does is [ed: Stop! Some things are best left unsaid] (click on the pic for more)

Disclaimer: Damaged Goods (the band) use Shure products
and although not sponsored by them, are open to offers [grin]