the John Lennon
Once upon a time there was a little boy
called Nigel, by name christened. One day he decided to grow a guitar and
form a noise. Funnily enough, he had not a very nice
noise; even when played with the piano he carried on his
So-o-o-o, he got together with Dr. McPaul, who prescribed illegal
drugs, and told him to grow a guitar too. But, alas, Dr. McPaul’s
guitar only had four strings. But who shall play this wondrous
beast? Certainly not Nigel. So Dr. McPaul said, "I will".
On discovering a third little man called Alvin Sawdust running
amongst them they said, quote " You are ahead of your time and at
least a foot too long " which he was.
Still there was no beat, and a kindly old aged man said, quote
"Thou hast no drums!" We had no drums they scoffed. So along came
Pete or is it Ringo and they said "Sonny, grow a set of drums and
you will be alright. " So he did and despite his beard he was
But still they needed another guitar so they grew one and his
trouble was Billy Bob George and they sat on him with comfort till
he could play it. They decided to get together because they were the
getting together type and a series of gigs came and went and
Many people ask what are Not the Beatles? Uh, Not the Beatles!
Why Not the Beatles? Why Not!!!