Evil Manc Computer Viruses
Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manc' computer viruses
that could seriously affect / infect your PC.
There are many varieties of this virus, each affecting
your computer in a different way. Details of each Variant of this
virus are shown below.
The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer
develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before
1993.
The Manchester United shirt virus - Designed to
drain your bank account This one is especially hard to detect as
it changes its format every three months.
The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers
mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing
works.
The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops
a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower
than all the other computers in the building.
The Solskjaer virus - Will take numerous attempts
to get into the net often failing completely.
The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor
problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also
experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.
The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
Laurent Blanc virus - Makes your Computer go really
slow and Creates big holes in your Hard-Drive!
The Phil Neville virus - The worst of all, ruins
all memory of basic functions and programmes, randomly delivering
data to the wrong goal. Also weakens all communications within the
network
Dressing Room virus - Appears when the system fails.
Reboot may be dangerous.
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