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Yes,
this is the very place I said to Jude “What, you mean we’d create a
race of 3ft-high silver robots which would take over the world at our
behest?” and she said “No, I mean we’d create an A5 fanzine dedicated
to writing and art inspired by London”
– I think we’d been slightly at cross-purposes up till then.
[Introduction to Smoke#6 - Matt Haynes]
London often goes on without me. My London becomes this laptop, humming
away on a wonky table in Clapton, and the noises behind me: the whoosh
of double-deckers, the clatter of the 38, the whip-whur of sirens, the
odd brawl on the pavement, the shouty slang of teenage girls, the
crowds milling outside the fried chicken huts.
[Introduction to Smoke#6 - Jude Rogers]
The only real reminders of the past were the sepia-tinted photographs
dotted around showing such scenes as Christina Foyle walking the shop
floor in the 1950s – presumably looking for someone to fire – and
Margaret Thatcher speaking at a Foyles Literary Luncheon. Someone had
set about her with a sharp instrument, little realizing they were
picking on the more liberal of the two women.
[Please Pay At The Till - Steve Lake]
His voice was gravelly from years of smoking, and positively dripped
sexiness with his Macedonian accent. I swooned. His pad was in Oval, a
small, surprisingly clean (for a single man living alone), ground-floor
flat in a council block. It struck me that the walls were curiously
devoid of pictures given his previous career as a picture-framer.
[A Capital Affair - Celine Hughes]
Last summer, Euro 2004, making a nod towards male bonding, I invited a
load of friends over to watch the opening England game. Ten minutes in,
I looked around and not a single eye was on the match.
“You know you’ve got a naked woman opposite?”
“I know,” I said.
[Naked in Dalston - Ben Kersley]
London is damp, foggy and wonderful. The plane tree bark peels
beautifully, the great flappy leaves wrap round my school shoes. My
father comes back late from his office in Essex on the Greenline bus.
Sometimes the fog’s
so thick the conductor walks ahead with a hurricane-lamp. We wait and
wait,
my mother and her in-laws united (for once) in their anxiety.
[London Pride - Jackie Banerjee]
Briggs of St James’s is hidden behind the aristocratic shirt shops of
Jermyn Street, in a narrow yard where the Duke of Ormonde once stabled
his horses. In the next yard was Swinging London’s most exclusive club,
the Scotch
of St James, where Beatles drank with Rolling Stones. Our barber was
there
long before the pop stars. Like many older immigrants, he learned
English
in a time when the English still spoke it. His careful grammar and
earnest
diction, coloured in warm Mediterranean tones, are a soothing pleasure.
[The Barber of St James's - Paul Du Noyer]
If Laura looked out of her first floor bedroom window she could see the
churchyard. Hardly at all in summer, because the foliage of the trees
was thick, a verdant wall. But in winter she could spy the well-kept,
cosy little cemetery better, see it filtered through the fishbones of
the smaller twigs and branches. She walked through there twice a day.
Each time, as she approached the twin belaurelled death’s heads
grinning from the gateposts, the thought would come. Each time it was
effectively the same: he’s here, beneath my feet.
[A Private Burial - CK Gilchrist]
If you’d walked into the saloon bar at the rear of the Wheatsheaf any
evening between 1943 and 1952, you would inevitably have found the
handsome Maclaren-Ross ensconced in his favourite spot. Dressed in a
pale suit, an astrakhan-collared coat and American aviator-style
sunglasses, the knob of
his malacca cane in one hand, a cigarette-holder in the other, he’d be
standing
at the crowded bar regaling a flock of hangers-on with some deadpan
monologue.
[Oxford Street's Rive Gauche - Paul Willetts]
If you feel no journey from St Paul’s to the Tate is complete unless a
fat man from Minnesota has walked slowly backwards into you whilst
attempting to capture on video that epoch-launching moment when a
hitherto resolutely stationary building on the South Bank suddenly
collapses and reassembles itself twenty yards to the left against all
known laws of physics and bricklaying, then the Millennium Bridge is
the gently thrumming plank of light for you.
[Stepping Across The Thames - Matt Haynes]
After I’d first found the building, without the neon letters to give
me encouragement, I kept going back, to check it was still there. I’d
head
down Clapton Passage, sneak up the main road, tilt my head round the
corner
– and there it’d be. For nearly 27 years, it had slowly discoloured,
weakened
and wasted. It moved me every time I saw it.
[Everything Is Going To Be Alright - Jude Rogers]
The sun is bright and around you couples and dogs are strolling, but
in your head you see the dark bulk of a wave growing on the horizon. It
crashes through the Tate & Lyle refinery, sweeping a hundred
thousand
tons of sugar before it. Split-seconds later, cloudy with sediment like
home-made lemonade, the sugar-water will surge across the Barrier and
burst
all that engineering apart.
[Drowning in Lemonade - Deirdre Ruane]
And then we met. I remember how he walked into the room as if he had
blown in from a snowstorm and he shook my hand and I liked him. He
played
the piano. He told me stories of places and artists he had met and
growing
up and having no feelings and losing his girlfriends and the long,
lonely
walk from Penge East. He wanted to write a novel but he wouldn’t. The
fear
of sowing seeds.
[The Naturalist in London - Olivia Armstrong]
Since when did the 43 become such a hotbed of furtive glances and
wistful longing? Why didn’t the N29 rank more highly, when between
murky old Holloway and the lights of the West End lies Camden?
Surprisingly, it seems, the
combination of alcohol, post-party disenchantment and polyglot
confusion
doesn’t lend it self to romance.
[Once Seen, Twice Forgotten ]
As Joe, 3, explained to me recently, some things just are. Eating
alphabet sweets on the way home from the shop, he dropped a pink pastel
M on the pavement next to a worm which had clearly just been trodden on.
To distract him from the still-pulsating worm guts, I asked him: “Do
you think worms like sweets?”
He considered briefly.
“Some worms do,” he replied. “And some worms don’t.”
[Some Worms Do - Jessica Smith]
I stopped, wondering, not for the first time, if having a literary
agent who was forced to make ends meet by taking part-time bar work
might be
holding me back. He’d had to miss the last Frankfurt Book Fair on
account
of some new Carlsberg two-for-one promotion, and that couldn’t be good.
[Tugging on the Apron Strings of Deceit - Tricity Bendix]
Maybe one day we’ll get a driver whose natural instinct is to stop at
request stops rather than put his foot down? But 607 drivers are – like
their buses – a breed apart. They don’t even flinch, their steely-eyed
gaze fixed on the next stop over the horizon. The only one I know who
breaks this rule is a middle-aged lothario uncannily reminiscent of
Robert Daws in Roger Roger, who has been known to stop randomly to
collect any woman under 50
who smiles in his general direction.
[Bus of the Month - Steve Lake]
Men – it’s almost always men – school round the Public Carriage Office
like fishes. Some in yellow coats, fresh off their bikes. Others with
shirts tucked in tight, thrust into smart trousers, hidden under shiny
belt buckles. There is fidgeting, walking back and forth. Cigarettes
stuck in their mouths. You guess that this is the quietest some of them
have ever been.
[Who's Going To Drive You Home Tonight? - Jude Rogers]
Triple-period games on midwinter Wednesdays meant a council bus-trip to
the edge of Hackney Marsh, for football or hockey or cross-country runs
along the edge of the hump-shunting yards at Temple Mills, trying to
out-run each uncoupled wagon as it gathered pace down the artificial
slope, gravity driving it into its ordained berth via a deftly flicked
set of points. Across the rainy wastes beyond the goal-posts, the
tower-blocks at Hackney Wick tantalised us – over there, that was
London.
[London's Loneliest Train - Matt Haynes]
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