Guru doesn’t play CS that much because he is normally to cabbaged to do much of anything, however he is still a proud member of the clan and recently, in a vain attempt at becoming a man, allowed me to shave his head with my clippers. Before the ‘shave’ Guru has long hair and looked like a bitch from behind (from the front to but lets not get pissy) and his lifestyle (some might say) leaned slightly on the camp side.

 However, I am pleased to announce that since the ‘shave’ he has dropped his limp wristness and now walks tall and proud and doesn’t look like he frequently takes large african fellows in the rear anymore.

Compiled on behalf on [TLTWA]Guru (Too Lazy Too Write anything) by yours truely

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