Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Ever! When you buy your gear, it is polite to roll a joint and smoke it with the person who sold it to you. If a friend gets you high, sometime in the future re-pay the favour. If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills. Never 'duck arse' a joint by putting the whole thing in your mouth and dribbling all over it. Always remember to thank a person who has got you high, it sounds silly, but people who never say thanks get a little annoying. Never Make fun of how big a hit someone takes. Each person has their own lung capacity and knows how much they can take. It's their fault they didn't take a big hit. Hey, more for you! The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hits. Likewise, the person who fills the bowl on a bong is given the opportunity to take the first hit regardless of who's gear it is. Never moan about someone's gear being crap, if you don't like it don't smoke it! Thou shalt never pack a tiny bowl, if you pack it, pack it fat. It's rude to smoke in front of someone and not offer. Always try not to drop 'bombers', but if the unthinkable happens, you should always own up to it. It could be the source of great embarassment for your friend if their folks find it without them having a prior excuse. Never ask for a joint or call two's! Wait until the joint is passed to you. Never hog a joint/bong. If the bong is plugged, always clean it out before passing it on. When buying, never leave someone sitting in the car, bring em'in or don't bring them at all! If someone asks you for a sip of your drink, give them some, a woolly mouth is no fun. If you spill the bong, clean it up NOW!. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat any munchies you may have lying around. Never go to someone's house expecting them to loan you a smoke. When using a bong, don't blow out the ashes all over the place, use the ashtray. The person who brought the gear picks the music. If your smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, save some smoke in the chamber for the next person. If someone is too stoned to light the bong, the duty should be performed by someone more able. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bong without notifying them. A proper warning would be 'Here you go, I think it might be dead'. Courtesy of www.hash.co.uk |